Pretty much the best thing ever...

Seriously this is one of my favorite moments ever. Sadly that includes most of my own romantic memories.




Sawoooon!

I'm shocked I tell you...SHOCKED!!!!

Well, I certainly didn't see this one coming...

I mean, how could we have guessed?




Ummmmm. Never mind.

The Nerd Burn

I know it's hard to believe, but today I saw and heard with my own eyes and ears the following exchange:

Nerd #1: "I'm going to use the word 'ottoman' instead of 'stool'."
Nerd #2: "You can't Dude, they don't mean the same thing."
(Nerds #3-5 nod their heads in agreement)
Nerd #1: "Well, I like the way the word ottoman sounds so I'm going to go ahead with it."
Nerd #2: "Dude... Do you even know what a Thesaurus is? You might wanna try using one."
(This "nerd burn" is followed by high fiving and knuckle bumping amongst Nerds #2-5)

Yeah. I love my job.

The importance of a parking space...

For all of us who wonder: "How am I going to pay my kids' orphanage bills?"

Gotta love Ed Helms.

2 more days!!!!

I'm not really a morning person...

A good friend of mine posted on her blog about the fact that she wore a pair of inside out pants all day today. It made me laugh and reminded me of one of my own fashion faux pas.

One semester at BYU I made the very very very stupid decision to take an early morning janitorial job. It required me to leave my apartment by 4:30 am and walk across campus so that I could be at work by 5 am. Twice a week I had an 8 oclock class so I would go directly from work to class and then I'd go home and die for a couple of hours before my afternoon classes.

I got to where I got up about 15 minutes before I had to leave for work, dressing in the dark and pulling my hair into a ponytail or wearing a baseball cap.

One morning I woke up, took off my jammies, put on a bra and a t-shirt, and then inexplicably put my pajama top back on OVER my shirt and went to work. This of course occured on one of the two days I had my 8 am class.

Yeah. It was a GOOOOOOOOOOD look. The worst part is that I didn't even realize I had done this until about 5 minutes before my class started. Yes. I made it all the way through my shift at work and 20 minutes in the library around PEOPLE before I noticed that I was wearing my pajamas OVER my clothes.

Even sadder was the fact that I came home horrified by what I had done and my roommates didn't even realize that I'd done it. I dressed SOOOOOO badly back then that the fact that I was wearing sleepwear over my clothes didn't even register as strange.

FYI: I didn't date much in college. I wonder why that was. It's a mystery wrapped inside a riddle, init?

Do you miss Jim?

But I do, Dwight, I DO!

Who has two thumbs and loves Jim Halpern? This girl!! (That's me, in case you were wondering. I'm actually pointing with my thumbs even while I'm typing but you can't see it.)

Here are a few of the reasons why:



(3 more days after this one!!)

It's coming BAAAAAA AAAAACK!!

Thus begins the countdown to this Thursday's season premiere of The Office.




Oh, and you're welcome.