Can't for the life of me figure out why they haven't caught this guy yet...
Monday, November 23, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
That'll do it.
First of all I need to explain my school. No, too long. Let me sum up....
I work at a magnet high school, which means it's a public school, but the students have to apply to get in and meet minimum requirements for acceptance. On top of that, they must maintain acceptable academic and behavioral levels in order to remain enrolled. In other words: students can be kicked out of the school for grades and/or behavioral issues.
While most of the students at our school chose to be there and are proud to attend, we do have a group of students who 1. were forced to attend by their parents or 2. chose to come, but after attending for a while realized (usually because of the level of instruction and student expectations) that the school is not for them.
Sometimes students from these two groups choose to get themselves kicked out of the school, generally through bad grades or behavior.
During lunch today a sophomore (but NOT one of my students) decided that failing all of his classes might take too darn long and took matters into his own hands.
He went into the bathroom, smoked a joint, stripped down to his underwear, and streaked through the lunch room full of students brandishing another joint in his upraised hand.
Mission. Accomplished.
* Update: apparently, the joint in his hand was just a cigarette. I know. It's dissapointing, but does the fact that his boxers had "Italian Stallion" across the buttocks help soften the blow?
I work at a magnet high school, which means it's a public school, but the students have to apply to get in and meet minimum requirements for acceptance. On top of that, they must maintain acceptable academic and behavioral levels in order to remain enrolled. In other words: students can be kicked out of the school for grades and/or behavioral issues.
While most of the students at our school chose to be there and are proud to attend, we do have a group of students who 1. were forced to attend by their parents or 2. chose to come, but after attending for a while realized (usually because of the level of instruction and student expectations) that the school is not for them.
Sometimes students from these two groups choose to get themselves kicked out of the school, generally through bad grades or behavior.
During lunch today a sophomore (but NOT one of my students) decided that failing all of his classes might take too darn long and took matters into his own hands.
He went into the bathroom, smoked a joint, stripped down to his underwear, and streaked through the lunch room full of students brandishing another joint in his upraised hand.
Mission. Accomplished.
* Update: apparently, the joint in his hand was just a cigarette. I know. It's dissapointing, but does the fact that his boxers had "Italian Stallion" across the buttocks help soften the blow?
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
He's not a smart dog...
I spent a half an hour today attempting to get Austen to make his cute growly noises on camera. I was completely unsuccessful.
Then I saw this dog:
and felt even worse.
Austen is seriously coasting on his good looks.
Then I saw this dog:
and felt even worse.
Austen is seriously coasting on his good looks.
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