How I spent my Saturday:
6 am: Woke up, rolled over, went back to sleep.
7:30 am: Woken up by Austen shaking his collar and snorting like a pig.
7:31 am: Let Austen climb up into bed with me.
8:45 am: Finally woke up to Austen standing over me and staring.
9:00 am: Took Austen out to do his business.
9:30 am: Went grocery shopping.
10:45 am: Ate breakfast.
11:00 am-12:30 pm:Sat on the couch NOT cleaning my house.
12:30-12:35 pm: Had a staring contest with Austen.
12:45-2:30 pm: Took a nap.
2:30-3:30 pm: Avoided cleaning my house again.
3:30-3:35 pm: Had a staring contest with Austen
3:40-4:55 pm: Replaced the sheets on my bed and washed my old ones, cleaned my bathroom and organized my make-up. Took out the trash, folded laundry
4:55-500 pm: Another staring contest with Austen. In the middle, realized that I hadn't fed him breakfast.
5:01 pm: Fed Austen extra food. In bad dog mommy circles we call this a "guilt helping"
5:00-7:00 pm: Watched a couple of episodes of Toddlers in Tiaras. I know. It's horrible, but I can't help it. It's like a train wreck, and it has the added bonus of making me feel better about myself. Sure, I forget to feed my dog, but I don't put a wig and fluffy dress on him, slap fake teeth in his mouth and then make him parade around in front of a bunch of crazy pageant people, now do I?
7:15-7:30 pm: Wrote this post.
See why I haven't updated lately?
4 comments:
I have very funny chatter for this little comment box ...but I am stuffed full my favorite pharmacuiticals , as we speak....so wait till tomorrow?
Wait anxiously.
Awww, I think Austen would look kinda cute with 'flippers' and a fake tan. (see, I watch trash tv too!)
Maury, even when you are doing nothing, we like to read about it! Do you have some fun spring break plans??
Fake teeth? Seriously? Wow, I am a good mom. I agree with Lynn, I want to see Austen puttin' on the ritz. & by the way, you accomplished from 3:40-4:55 what it takes me all week to do.
I've had days like that. I feel terrrible at the end of the day about myself, but sometimes you just have to do nothing. (don't tell Dad I said that) Wesley has the staring down too-most of the time I'm glad my dogs don't talk-but there are times I want to say "What do you want me to do for you??????!!!!"
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